Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Exhancing My Resume
I have a confession. Someday I hope to become president. I'm thinking of taking my next vacation in Alaska. I'll bring a pair of binoculars and go where I can have a nice view of Russia and then claim to have foreign policy experience. For executive experience I'll cite my tenure as president of my local Star Trek fan club growing up. We never actually met but so what? I'm also confident I can articulate better than Governor Sarah Palin during interviews with the likes of Katie Couric and Charles Gibson. And if need be I'll learn to kill defenseless animals for sport so I can appear tough. In America anything is possible and I dare to dream.